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A sprite comic that takes place 25 years in the future of Planet Mobius. Rated E-10+.


Jesus Chronicles - No time for naps!

August 14th, 2009, 7:00 am

Average Rating: 2.33
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Author's Comments:

Reply Lugbzurg, May 9th, 2009, 7:15 pm

I also hate taxes and stuff. They make our stuff more expensive.

Even more so, I hate the fact that they won't let anyone inside Area 51!

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Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 8:54 am

ATTENTION ALL A guy by the name of "RenTech" decided he could start a flame war in my comic. I have removed them all due to complete stupidity and total misunderstandings. Not to mention a sea of vulgar language.

If you see this guy, stay far away from him. He will be dealt with shortly. Just as soon as some new feature(s) show up.

User's Comments:

Reply SolaratheHedgehog, August 14th, 2009, 7:15 am

@ Lugbzurg there's a reason for that and I hate taxes too

Reply Hyper Shadow, August 14th, 2009, 8:55 am

Indigo......you really are the son of Sonic The Hedgehog aren't you?

Reply Lugbzurg, August 14th, 2009, 11:18 am

@Solara: Yeah! How dare they take money off of my copy of Sonic Heroes!?

@Hyper Shadow: Yep, it's good you figured it out, just now!

Reply Hyper Shadow, August 14th, 2009, 11:55 am

And it only took me 524 comics! It's a new record!

Reply Lugbzurg, August 14th, 2009, 5:36 pm

(At Hyper Shadow) More like 521, 520... It wasn't revealed until http://sonicfuture.smackjeeves.com/comics/324651/introduction-indigo-the-hedgehog/

Reply Mist th, August 15th, 2009, 12:19 am

I would read this comic because of the humour but sadly I just don't have the time. I guess I might add to favoroutes for later but.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 15th, 2009, 11:43 am

(At Mist) Aww, that's too bad.

Reply Caliburn, August 16th, 2009, 12:59 am

@RenTech CUT THE STINKIN' PROFANITY!!! It is unnecesary and unpleasent and the is just a funny sprite comic so cut out with the reading in between the lines and infering of racism and bias, it makes you look like a conspiracy theorist, big time.

Reply Omochaokiller2, August 16th, 2009, 1:33 pm

Stop flaming ren.

Reply XinTrayce, August 16th, 2009, 3:32 pm

HAI IM XIN :D

Reply Lugbzurg, August 16th, 2009, 3:50 pm

@Marly: Well said, Marly, well said.

@Xin: Hi, Xin! I'm Lug! I've seen you around!

@RenTech: Nope. That's not what I said. I was saying that it's probably not even possible for two guys to have any real sex with one another and produce a child. In fact, it really isn't possible, at all.

Now, will you just STOP before you end up getting yourself Perma-banned!?

Edit: Too late. You got yourself Perma-IP-Banned for all eternity.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 16th, 2009, 4:06 pm

THAT IS IT!!! I WANT THIS OVER, RIGHT NOW!!!

This comic is supposed to be clean. But you're posting all these vulgar, spammy and flaming comments! You don't even like the comic (those of you who are doing this) so, STOP READING IT!

I am not afraid of reporting anyone. So, just stop. Or Admin WILL hear of it.

Reply Rentech (Guest), August 16th, 2009, 5:28 pm

STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS YOU IMMATURE FUCKER.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 16th, 2009, 5:34 pm

(At RenTech) You have a pretty sick idea as to how to set a truce.

Reply Rentech (Guest), August 16th, 2009, 5:36 pm

No, a truce is when conflicting area's/people come to a peaceful resolution.

What you're doing is bitching out. ESPECIALLY since you started this whole thing with the shot's taken at mercha and being a dick.

Reply Rentech (Guest), August 16th, 2009, 5:48 pm

As am I.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 16th, 2009, 5:49 pm

So, is this FINALLY over?

I am not the immature one, here. You see RenTech ranting and I've been asking him to STOP for hours.

Reply The Neroe, August 16th, 2009, 6:10 pm

xD i can comment about how somebody's name is random letters too and it will make mew kwl 6_^_^_^__^_^

Reply Lugbzurg, August 16th, 2009, 6:53 pm

(At The Nero) Well, it's not actually a bunch of random letters. It's my full first name in code. And then fixed up to look more like how the word is sounded. Although, people are still having trouble figuring out how it's pronounced!

Reply The Neroe, August 16th, 2009, 7:58 pm

I was making fun of the other guy who thinks its cool to comment on other people's names

Reply Lugbzurg, August 16th, 2009, 8:40 pm

(At The Neroe) On that note, what's a "Neroe"? My spell check has never heard of it.

Reply Gear, August 16th, 2009, 9:17 pm

Neroe, it think is his own made up name. That or its some other language :S

Reply Lugbzurg, August 16th, 2009, 9:26 pm

Mine is in code. Then, edited!

Reply The Neroe, August 16th, 2009, 9:53 pm

Neroe is a name :c

Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 9:06 am

(At The Neroe) Strange... I wonder why my spell-check says it isn't real? That's really weird.

Reply Shadow Lugia, August 17th, 2009, 10:15 am

ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE OF RELAVENCE:

A SUPPOSED ACOUNT UNDER THE NAME OF

http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=59032

DECIDED TO DEFEND LUGY UP THERE.

THEN, AS IF THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH, ANOTHER ACOUNT, http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=64155

ALSO DECIDED TO DEFEND HIM.

I'm just going to point out the blatantly obvious, and tell you that both of them are obviously ol' lugzy. The first acount mentioned only posted comments on his comics, praising his own work, while the second acount was created STRIKINGLY recent, as evident by his profile number.

Oh and Lugz, you really don't understand the definition of trolling/flaming. As long as you leave the post a comment button there, we all have a right to comment, and we all have a right to protest if your comic is racially unbalanced. I've also been hearing misoginistic, and Heterophobic remarks coming from your end. You also seem to be prejudice against Mormons, Piscapalians, Muslims, Jews, and Budhists.
So get over yourself. You can't report anybody. Nobody has abused your character and no one has been posting spam on your comments.

Reply Shadow Lugia, August 17th, 2009, 10:23 am

Oh and btw,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero
he added an e.

Reply Eternalstorm Blade, August 17th, 2009, 1:00 pm

"There was also a guy called "Eternalstorm Blade" who started getting insulted by nothing but things I didn't even say and started feeling all personal and insisting that certain things that are illegal are actually good simply because he was born into a world like that."

Okay seriously WTF is wrong with you i never said IT'S ILLEGAL. That aside i have something called FREEDOM OF SPEECH i can say whatever i want.

"If you see any of these people, stay far away from them."

You know i can't seem to find the logic behind that we are as much of people as you are, and you have no freakin right to deny us talking to people.

"They will be dealt with shortly."

OH SO YOU REPORT ME FOR NOTHING AHH GEE THANKS FOR THAT.

"Not to mention a sea of vulgar language."

on a more serious note how old are you, "sea of vulgar language" why not just say curse words. IT'S THE INTERNET everyone has seen or at least expressed themself with curse words like fuck or words that are alike.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 1:28 pm

@RenTech: Frankly we could all care less.

@You don't even seem to LIKE this comic? Why do you even care? I can't help it if people actually LIKE me. In fact, that's a good thing. You seem to be ranting on here just because you don't like Christianity or something. Screaming and pointing fingers isn't going to help your cause. So what if they keep commenting on my comics? Who cares? It's not that big a deal. They can comment whenever they want to. I think somebody's jealous.

Eternalstorm Blade: I know you didn't say that it's illegal. Look it up. Doing that stuff is illegal. And of course I'm going to remove inappropriate comments. Kids read this stuff. You think I'm going to let those comments poison their minds? Besides, what does the internet have to do with anything? That's just like saying "This is a cruise line! So, there must be vulgar language". When I ask people not to be vulgar, I don't want them to be vulgar. I was never doing anything to you before. But then you started acting like I was personally trying to hurt you and saying that certain things that are illegal are actually good simply because that's how you where born.

@Dvsjr2: The reason I reported him was because he was leading a flame war and I asked him to stop about a dozen times.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 1:40 pm

(At Eternalstorm Blade) This comic is supposed to stay clean for kids. I cannot let R-Rated conversations go around here.

Sorry about that. It can't be discussed here.

Reply Eternalstorm Blade, August 17th, 2009, 1:45 pm

"pre marital sex is illegal" lolwtf perhaps if your a catholic but i'm a christan who doesn't give a damn about religon if you need to have sex with ones girlfriend that's a sign she trust her boyfriend =/

Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 1:47 pm

(At Eternalstorm Blade) Oh, right. Silly me. I got a tad mixed up. I forgot about a small part. Underaged. So sorry about the mix-up. I thought I might have forgotten something!

Reply RenTech, August 17th, 2009, 1:48 pm

Underaged sex is still not illegal you fucktard. It's illegal if someone older than a miner has sex with a miner
:|

Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 1:51 pm

(At RenTech) Pay a little more attention, please.

That's exactly what I just said!

"Minor" also doesn't have an "E" in it.

Reply MickTheHedgie, August 17th, 2009, 1:56 pm

Comments like that is what makes everyone Fucking hate you.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 2:08 pm

@Mick: Erm... Excuse me? There's a guy flaming out there and you're focusing on me?

@RenTech: Again, pay attention. I said that I got something mixed up. Now, just shut up and leave us alone or just stop commenting.

Reply Eternalstorm Blade, August 17th, 2009, 4:35 pm

okay why did you delete my comment when i ASKED you to remove what you said about me in the attention all comment when i wanted you to remove this part "There was also a guy called "Eternalstorm Blade" who started getting insulted by nothing but things I didn't even say and started feeling all personal and insisting that certain things that are illegal are actually good simply because he was born into a world like that." but instead you deleted my comment, i want a freakin reason that's good.

also "stay clean for kids" dude kids these days knows at least 12 curse words when they are 8 so i wouldn't really bother with that.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 5:44 pm

(At Eternalstorm Blade) Because, you WHERE doing just that! You said that I was insulting you when i didn't even say ANYTHING that would be the slightest bit offensive t'words you. You also acted like this was personal even though I don't even know you.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 17th, 2009, 7:57 pm

(At Cyan) Yes. First one, too.

This RenTech guy is getting really annoying. When is he finally going to get it through his head that no one here even cares about what he has to say? Or that accusing people of things they didn't do or say OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

I mean, seriously? Since when did I ever "Bash gays"? I keep saying that I don't. The guy's not bright enough to figure it out when I say it a dozen times.

"Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin"
-Tortured for Christ

Reply Christh^^, August 17th, 2009, 8:11 pm

What the fuck, don't delete my comments bitch ;-;

Reply The Neroe, August 17th, 2009, 8:58 pm

Oh and btw,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero
he added an e.
-----------------------------------

WELL ACTUALLY if you must know it was gonna be zeroe but then i was like "OH DATS GAY" so i turned the z sideways

Reply RenTech, August 17th, 2009, 8:59 pm

You bitch, stop deleting my comment's.
1. People care about what I say. Many people do.
2. I'm not accusing, I'm quoting things you have said.
3. Saying "Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin" Is still bashing. STILL. No matter what you say, IT IS OFFENSIVE. And if it's offensive. It's bashing. Now stop being an asshole.
God, you are so stupid. And delete this comment. I'll just keep posting till I get this message across.


EDIT: And stop deleting the comment where I pwn you by explaining how you offened "EternalStorm Blade" so you can justify your actions.

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 17th, 2009, 9:18 pm

Wow...
This is one heated conversation...

Reply spark th, August 18th, 2009, 5:03 am

lug, you fucking idiot

ren is entittled to his opinion, one wich i aggree with

YOU ARE A RECOLOUR, WHO REFUSE TO ACCEPT HELP AND TIPS
YOU THINK YOUR THE BEST JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MANY COMICS? PATHETIC!
listen to ren, AND STOP DELETING HIS COMMENTS

Reply Arwin-Weko, August 18th, 2009, 10:14 am

Not trying to get involved but, http://www.smackjeeves.com/images/pb/4/4GO0v4CiTw8qwCf250R9YE.gif

What actually happen.

Btw I didn't make that.

NOTE: The page where that flame war took place is the exact one I'm commenting on right now.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 18th, 2009, 1:19 pm

(At Spark-TH) Name one. ONE single tip that Ren has given me. He's only been insulting me. He gave no help. And you gave a major "straw man", there. I never said I was the best.

Reply true mercha, August 18th, 2009, 1:21 pm

"stop using recolours"

"stop bashing gays"

"stop being hyprocite"

"stop trieing to forcefeed your religions to others"

i dinit say anything offensive in this comment, dont delete it

Reply RenTech, August 18th, 2009, 2:40 pm

Lug, if you just read my update. You will see your wrong.

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 18th, 2009, 2:42 pm

Oh lug just stop. There's no point talking to these people.

......Is there even a point to this fight?

Reply RenTech, August 18th, 2009, 2:44 pm

Fiona. Read this.

http://www.smackjeeves.com/images/pb/4/4GO0v4CiTw8qwCf250R9YE.gif

Lug acted very immature and was a total dick. Read the whole thing and you will understand. I have done wrong to be honest.

EDIT: And what do you mean "These people" Talking about my ethnicity?

Reply Lugbzurg, August 18th, 2009, 3:06 pm

(At Fiora Aroura) That's why I'm ignoring them, now. They can only say the same things over and over again. And, no, there is no point to the fight. I kept asking them to stop about three days ago.

And you know what's kinda funny? They said that ever since they decided to start a flame war in Sonic future, they've been getting more readers. But, according to their logic in what they had been saying before, all their new fans are a bunch of noobs!

I think I just owned them! They have such bad logic. It's kinda funny once you realize this. Can't they make up their minds?

Reply RenTech, August 18th, 2009, 3:43 pm

"And you know what's kinda funny? They said that ever since they decided to start a flame war in Sonic future, they've been getting more readers. But, according to their logic in what they had been saying before, all their new fans are a bunch of noobs!"

Keyword, "THINK" You think because you don't know. And you know that if you say you know, I will pop up again anhd totally put you in your place yet again. According to my logic (Don't group us together, this is my fight.) nothing. Nowhere did I say that gaining fans from a flame war makes the fans noobs. I said that they are noob's because they call you a legend. When you are clearly not.

:o So yeah if tl;dr you didn't own. Your just self centered. My logic is just fine. It's your's that has come undone many times. So that mean's what's TRULY funny, is how stupid you are.
How old are you? I REALLY MUST know. Because first you say your a legend. Then you say you make better comic's than me. THEN you say two guy's cannot have sex. And now these. I need to know the age of the person who has said these things. If you are anywhere above 10. Your a disgrace.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 18th, 2009, 4:03 pm

It's kinda funny how this guy thinks he's more mature than me!

Reply RenTech, August 18th, 2009, 4:04 pm

http://lugbzurgsprites.smackjeeves.com/comics/668009/ok-what-the-heck/

http://tnbos.smackjeeves.com/comics/677001/oshi/

Got any proof that i'm less mature than you? Because from where everyone is standing, and from those links. You are about as mature as a 5 year old. Because you didn't even address anything I said. Proving my point. Now again. Age plz.

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 18th, 2009, 4:53 pm

Actually RenTech, he is. Look who's freaking out and look who's being calm. You judge maturity on someones oppinion or their sence of humor?
Looks like you're QUITE immature yourself.

Reply The Neroe, August 19th, 2009, 2:12 am

Ren is freaking out?

Reply RenTech, August 19th, 2009, 5:36 am

I'm freaking out? :c Where I do dis?

So...Since i'm NOT freaking out. I AM the mature one :D

Also, nowhere did I judge maturity on someones opinion or sense of humor. So i'm really quite mature. Plus, just SAYING he's mature doesn't prove shit. He need's prove of the fact like I have presented. But, trying to convince idiotic neanderthals like you is pointless.

Nice try though. You just cannot beat me. Perhaps if you and lug ganged up on me...Though I still doubt the probability of being beaten by two idiots. Even if they work together.
:c


EDIT: Also, deleting comment's just because they prove you wrong/or you don't like them, DEFINATELY isn't mature.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 19th, 2009, 11:23 am

Yes, I'm seeing Ren freaking out, here. Aren't we all seeing this?

Reply RenTech, August 19th, 2009, 11:50 am

If im freaking out, give me an example of this so called freak out, you bigot.
Though your not going to find one seeing as how im not. And even if I did your to stupid to find one.

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 19th, 2009, 3:11 pm

XD LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!
I'm sorry but this it just TOO FUNNY!!!!!

You are one of the most embarassing people I've yet to face! And I've faced a bunch of idiots! But you, my friend, you're making a HUGE fool of yourself!
XD Listen to you!

Reply Lugbzurg, August 19th, 2009, 3:12 pm

I'm not even going to bother. If we all just shut up, maybe this guy will go away.

So, anybody seen anything REALLY random on YouTube, lately?

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 19th, 2009, 3:16 pm

Hang on I'm still laughing!

Reply Kenchi_Billards, August 19th, 2009, 3:55 pm

Sad.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 19th, 2009, 4:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFqwrispVs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McC4-n4J9Zo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcJt8BRjVuw

Reply Kenchi_Billards, August 19th, 2009, 4:09 pm

So, Lug, why have you not replied to me at your showcase; hmm?

Reply Lugbzurg, August 19th, 2009, 4:43 pm

(At Kenchi) I'm too busy watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Reply RenTech, August 19th, 2009, 5:25 pm

@Fiora: Oh god, winning is just too easy XD Your such an idiot you can't even make an apporopriate response! You just laugh it off acting as if your right. Also, you've made yourself look like quite the fuckface, it's impossible to be an "Embarssing Person". Seeing as how to being Embarassing you have to embaress someone that doesn't agree with what your doing. Great job making yourself look like a dipshit.

@Lug: Ignoring it when your wrong isn't the right thing to do.

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 19th, 2009, 6:11 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! WOW!

Listen kid, call me what you want but it doesnt work on me.
That's what Im laughing at. You're trying to make me feel bad by hiding behind your words and calling me names. Eaither say it to my face or dont say it at all!
And this whole "winning" thing...now THAT is childish.
I'll say one thing ren: GROW UP!!!

Reply RenTech, August 19th, 2009, 6:15 pm

Oh fiora, how contradictory you are to yourself.

1.I'm as old as you are if not older, so calling me kid is retarded.
2.Your being a hypocrite by saying "You're trying to make me feel bad by hiding behind your words and calling me names." You did the same thing.
3.I can't say it to your face you dipshit. This is the internet.
4.I don't make the rules on "win" go to 4chan and ask anon you fuck. Your obviously a noob to the internet.
5.Growing up would be irrelevent, because as I already said, i'm as old as you or older.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 19th, 2009, 6:20 pm

Kinda funny how Ren repeats himself in a 5-yo style, isn't it?

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 19th, 2009, 6:29 pm

Oh brother...

1. I'm calling you "kid" cause you're acting like one.
2. You're right, I dont know you...but I WISH I DID!!!!! I havent broken someone's leg in a while.
3. Well then dont say anything. You're embarassing yourself.
4. No Im not.
5. Grow up mentally.

Little piss.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 19th, 2009, 6:33 pm

(At Fiora Aroura) #2 was so funny! I'd like to see that. That was way better than anything he could come up with.

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 19th, 2009, 6:36 pm

Yes, that would be SO much fun!

Reply Kenchi_Billards, August 19th, 2009, 6:51 pm

How is Ren acting like a child? He's using actual grammar and, is calm.

"And this whole "winning" thing...now THAT is childish.
I'll say one thing ren: GROW UP!!!"

Telling someone to grow up

only makes you look like a child yourself :c

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 19th, 2009, 7:02 pm

@Cyan: Im not Fiona.

@Kenichi: You think that?

Reply Kenchi_Billards, August 19th, 2009, 7:10 pm

@Fiora: My name is Kenchi, and yes.

I'm glad you agree.

Reply Gear, August 19th, 2009, 7:23 pm

Iam with Lug on this!

Reply Hyper Shadow, August 19th, 2009, 8:38 pm

Okay this is about as far as I can stand this: WHO CARES???!!!! I understand if Lug offended you or something but come on guys seriosuly...this has been going on for like a week or something. Have the comment pages on these are nothing but repeated stuff but with different words I'm no taking sides since I don't know the FULL STORY OF BOTH SIDES!. If you guys are going to start complaining and fighting eachother can you at least just pm eachother your problems? or just have a trial like thing...Like go on a chat box and have all/most of the admin. on while both parties talk about what happened to each group. Then have either admin or a jury or something figure this out. Okay? This is giving me a migraine with all of these long comment pages and stuff that has nothing to do with the comic OR stuff with things that most of us don't know. So please just do what I said or just forgive and forget.

Reply Lugbzurg, August 20th, 2009, 3:09 pm

(At Hyper Shadow) No one can delete your comment. I'm making sure of that! You rocked! I couldn't do better, myself. I'm actually pretty bad at this. Though, it may be due to the fact that I'm under a lot of pressure, here.

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 21st, 2009, 12:09 pm

@ Kenichi: Uh...no. I dont agree.

Reply ::ZASHU::, August 21st, 2009, 1:18 pm

Lugbzurg on Fiora action.

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 27th, 2009, 4:35 pm

.........What.....?????

Reply Lugbzurg, August 27th, 2009, 6:23 pm

@Fiora: Yeah, why would you agree on you being childish when we all know you're not?

@Zashu: What the Eggs!?

Reply Gleamofpower, May 18th, 2010, 8:01 am

8D I may be a little late for this, but, jeebus christ! This is hillarious! I'm able to watch Ren make point after point after point, and then I get to see Lugzy over here struggle and fumble his retorts back! It's epic! C'mon, keep it goin! I've been needing so entertainment this week!

Reply Fiora Aroura, August 18th, 2010, 10:32 pm

It is kinda funny to re-read. Man, what was I THINKIN back then? Did I possibly think that was good? Musta had a drunken sugar rush. *re-reads* Oh yea, totally drunken...

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